The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog
Monday, October 16, 2006
MINDFUDGED
Every day I ask myself why I don't just steer my car into a semi. Here is the story of the day I finally decided to do it. And these are the reasons it wasn't as bad as you might expect it to be.
1. $6,950 > $1,500
2. Cool airbag scars that let you pass you as a suicide attempt
2. Remembering people are people and even jesus-freak republicans can be pretty amazing
3a. There is no better excuse to yell, "NO NO NO NO! NO NO NO NO NO NOT NOW" while your mindbrain/god asks you "Do you want to die now?"
3b. Online traffic school images, like this one
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1. $6,950 > $1,500
2. Cool airbag scars that let you pass you as a suicide attempt
2. Remembering people are people and even jesus-freak republicans can be pretty amazing
3a. There is no better excuse to yell, "NO NO NO NO! NO NO NO NO NO NOT NOW" while your mindbrain/god asks you "Do you want to die now?"
3b. Online traffic school images, like this one
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