The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Beyond the horizon lies the secret to a new beginning. Where will you be? This year, a sweater won’t do. Nature has spoken.
Firstly a.k.a.* "The Preview":
Two drifters meet. Something needs to be exchanged.
I know the code. But I'll give this one to you for free.
Nothing's free in Waterworld.
Secondly a.k.a. "The Commercial Break":
You ladies need to wear proper undergarments, I don’t want no hanging, no swanging no flapping, none of that. And don’t come here with your makeup all like it’s Halloween.
Thirdly a.k.a. "The Chase Scene":
This is why we have to stop global warming….
Example #1: Waterword
Example #2: The Day After Tomorrow
Do you really want Earth to end up like one of the two worst movies ever made? Or worse! A combination of the two worst movies ever made?!? That sounds like hell to me, so please turn off your appliances when you aren’t using them. Otherwise, I’m outta here.
That’s right, I’m not drinking my own urine, thanks. Come to think of it…those movies may be the two funniest movies ever made. You just need the right person to make fun of it out loud while you watch, and you’re all set. Preferably at the theater. Preferably while I embarrass you by laughing goofily at the corny parts that are intended to be funny by the makers of the movie. In this way embarrassing all the people who are genuinely amused by these parts. If I’m evil please stop me right now. This works better with bad comedies though.
Were you aware of it?
Trey Parker and Matt Stone were originally going to do their puppet movie using The Day Ater Tomorrow script. Or so I heard/read.
But in all seriousness, why does everyone only talk about global warming, I mean global dimming is really important too! Just so you know, I watch NOVA Yes I am a nerd yes we all know this yes let’s move on and I’m proud of it so yes.
HOT HOT HOT (global warming)
US (the monkey in the middle, or the tug of war rope perhaps is a better analogy)
COLD COLD COLD (global dimming)
That’s us in the middle! Help us! If we stop polluting the air the global dimming that is canceling out some of the global warming will stop and then we’ll be even hotter. HELP! But the rainfall is important too. We need to just stop messing with everything and go back to living in caves/teepees/igloos/huts and live off the land.
What’s happening?
The whole damn shelf is breaking off!
This one was for you Octavian! And this entry by no means means I'm going to move back here. I'm just stopping by. My current address is still http://policeprivate.blogspot.com and my roommate is still Amanda.
*If you pronounce this out loud or in your head as "aka" and not a.k.a. (meaning the letters separately) then you need to go home. ¶ 12:52 AM 1 comments
Two drifters meet. Something needs to be exchanged.
I know the code. But I'll give this one to you for free.
Nothing's free in Waterworld.
Secondly a.k.a. "The Commercial Break":
You ladies need to wear proper undergarments, I don’t want no hanging, no swanging no flapping, none of that. And don’t come here with your makeup all like it’s Halloween.
Thirdly a.k.a. "The Chase Scene":
This is why we have to stop global warming….
Example #1: Waterword
Example #2: The Day After Tomorrow
Do you really want Earth to end up like one of the two worst movies ever made? Or worse! A combination of the two worst movies ever made?!? That sounds like hell to me, so please turn off your appliances when you aren’t using them. Otherwise, I’m outta here.
That’s right, I’m not drinking my own urine, thanks. Come to think of it…those movies may be the two funniest movies ever made. You just need the right person to make fun of it out loud while you watch, and you’re all set. Preferably at the theater. Preferably while I embarrass you by laughing goofily at the corny parts that are intended to be funny by the makers of the movie. In this way embarrassing all the people who are genuinely amused by these parts. If I’m evil please stop me right now. This works better with bad comedies though.
Were you aware of it?
Trey Parker and Matt Stone were originally going to do their puppet movie using The Day Ater Tomorrow script. Or so I heard/read.
But in all seriousness, why does everyone only talk about global warming, I mean global dimming is really important too! Just so you know, I watch NOVA Yes I am a nerd yes we all know this yes let’s move on and I’m proud of it so yes.
HOT HOT HOT (global warming)
US (the monkey in the middle, or the tug of war rope perhaps is a better analogy)
COLD COLD COLD (global dimming)
That’s us in the middle! Help us! If we stop polluting the air the global dimming that is canceling out some of the global warming will stop and then we’ll be even hotter. HELP! But the rainfall is important too. We need to just stop messing with everything and go back to living in caves/teepees/igloos/huts and live off the land.
What’s happening?
The whole damn shelf is breaking off!
This one was for you Octavian! And this entry by no means means I'm going to move back here. I'm just stopping by. My current address is still http://policeprivate.blogspot.com and my roommate is still Amanda.
*If you pronounce this out loud or in your head as "aka" and not a.k.a. (meaning the letters separately) then you need to go home. ¶ 12:52 AM 1 comments
